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Sunday, June 25, 2006
The Bali Nine (Questions)
with German Football player, coach and manager Franz Beckenbauer Matt Couper
fifaworldcup.com
Why did Germany BID TO HOST the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Doesn’t everyone want to make a bid for it?
What is the MATCH SCHEDULE for the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Germany plays Ecuador, and Australia plays Brasil sometime. Then Australia plays the Wogs on Monday night.
HOW MANY TEAMS will compete at the 2006 FIFA World Cup™ in Germany? 32
Where will the GAMES take place? Hamburg, Munich, Fredensberg, Berlin, and Melbourne.
How can I buy 2006 FIFA World Cup Germany™ MERCHANDISE? off the net. Or you can go to Germany and buy it.
Which teams will be taking part in the 2006 FIFA World Cup? Australia, Argentina, Brasil, England, Nederlands, Italy, Spain, France, Croatia, Japan, USA, Mexico, Portugal, Trinidad and Tobago, Ghana, Sweden, Germany (obviously), Ecuador, Switzerland, Iran, Chile, and all the little ones who don’t matter.
What are the eight groups for phase one of the 2006 FIFA World Cup? A to F.
How can I get involved in the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Are there special PROGRAMMES FOR SCHOOLS AND CLUBS? What?
How can I get involved in the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Are there special PROGRAMMES FOR SCHOOLS AND CLUBS? First you have to be good at soccer. And then join a team. Then if you’re real good you get to play for your country and then if your country gets into the world cup, then you get into the world cup.
Who are the OFFICIAL PARTNERS of the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Hang on. Ummm. I dunno.
What is the 2006 FIFA World Cup™ FOOTBALL GLOBE? 45 watts.
What are the COUNTDOWN EVENINGS? They’re the ones you go to bed, and set your alarms to wake up (for the game).
Who are the 2006 FIFA World Cup™ national and international AMBASSADORS? Are these people? I think one might be Tony Blair. Kim Beasley.
When did the ORGANISING COMMITTEES IN THE HOST CITIES begin their work? Since the last World Cup.
Where is the 2006 FIFA World Cup Organising Committee (OC) BASED? Berlin.
How will the TRANSPORT SYSTEM cope with the demands of the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Well, they’ll have to put a few lines going straight into the stadiums, which you can only get on if you have a ticket to the game.
Has the ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT of the 2006 FIFA World Cup™ been taken into account? No, I don’t think so.
What are the arrangements for TELEVISING the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? SBS, and I don’t know about other countries. They’ll have to go to Australia to watch SBS or go to the games. Sorry.
How is the 2006 FIFA World Cup Organising Committee (OC) funded? Each player who gets into the World Cup has to pay a $2 fee. Some people from Africa don’t have to pay because they don’t have any money.
What is the nature of the partnership between the 2006 FIFA World Cup Organising Committee and lottery organisation ODDSET? They’re good friends, they go out for a drink every now and then.
How do we as a hotel/sports school/community apply TO ACT AS HOST TO ONE OF THE TEAMS at the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? First you learn their language. Then you audition by answering some general knowledge questions about the country, and if you get the highest score, you get to host them
Where and when was the FIFA Confederations Cup 2005 held? Who won the tournament? Confederations? Who’s in the Confederations?
Can you send me some MERCHANDISING of the 2006 FIFA World Cup Germany™? No. Go on the net (to buy some).
Can I use the official logo of the 2006 FIFA WORLD CUP™? Depends what you want to use it for.
Can you help me with my THESIS PAPER? If its on soccer, I wouldn’t be able to help you anyway.
Where can I send my MARKETING related questions? why would you want to know that?
What are the security arrangements for the 2006 FIFA World Cup? They have a few guards - a couple around each oval - and that’s about it.
Can visitors with replica shirts bearing advertising enter FIFA World CupTM stadiums? Advertising… yeah, if they want.
Are there restrictions on advertising along the so-called protocol routes (e.g. from the airport to the stadium)? As long as you don’t stick stickers on actual people, then that’s okay.
Can taxis bearing advertising or made by manufacturers other than Official Partner Hyundai transport visitors to the 12 FIFA World Cup stadiums without restriction? No. They have to take the normal traffic (routes), the other ones get to go on the special transport (routes) built specifically for the World Cup.
Can media representatives, VIPs or guests of State travel to FIFA World Cup stadiums in their normal vehicles? Well, if they are from another country, it’d be pretty hard to drive through water! So I’d say no.
Will there be “exclusion zones” (e.g. a 2 kilometre radius) around the 12 FIFA World Cup stadiums? No, so that people who cant afford the game can have a listen.
Do the agreements made between the OC, FIFA and the stadium / city regarding controlled areas also apply to third parties? What?
Can restaurants or kiosks located in the controlled areas be opened and can company logos remain visible on buildings? Yeah, that’s okay cause they were there first, and its just lucky that the stadium got built around.
Can Official Sponsors conduct advertising activities in the controlled areas (e.g. distributing leaflets outside the stadiums)? Yep. I don’t see a problem with that.
Is there a condition from FIFA that newspapers and magazines must use the official title “2006 FIFA World Cup™” in their reporting? No because it doesn’t leave any room open for creativity and everyone will get bored of reading the same headlines.
Can products (beer, sausages etc.) from local companies be offered at so-called "Public Viewing" Events? Yeah, of course they can. It’s like... sausages.
What regulations apply to the official training grounds used by the 32 teams? No planting things under the grass to disadvantage opponents (eg. mine bombs, blades, digging rabbit holes); No readjusting the goals to make them smaller or bigger; no graffiti on the advertising banners and no changing letters to make them spell something different; and the last one is teams who can’t afford traveling or hotels can't camp out on the field, cause they’ll get in the way of the next game. That means you, Togo.
read the actual interview at http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/o/faq.html
fifaworldcup.com
Why did Germany BID TO HOST the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Doesn’t everyone want to make a bid for it?
What is the MATCH SCHEDULE for the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Germany plays Ecuador, and Australia plays Brasil sometime. Then Australia plays the Wogs on Monday night.
HOW MANY TEAMS will compete at the 2006 FIFA World Cup™ in Germany? 32
Where will the GAMES take place? Hamburg, Munich, Fredensberg, Berlin, and Melbourne.
How can I buy 2006 FIFA World Cup Germany™ MERCHANDISE? off the net. Or you can go to Germany and buy it.
Which teams will be taking part in the 2006 FIFA World Cup? Australia, Argentina, Brasil, England, Nederlands, Italy, Spain, France, Croatia, Japan, USA, Mexico, Portugal, Trinidad and Tobago, Ghana, Sweden, Germany (obviously), Ecuador, Switzerland, Iran, Chile, and all the little ones who don’t matter.
What are the eight groups for phase one of the 2006 FIFA World Cup? A to F.
How can I get involved in the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Are there special PROGRAMMES FOR SCHOOLS AND CLUBS? What?
How can I get involved in the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Are there special PROGRAMMES FOR SCHOOLS AND CLUBS? First you have to be good at soccer. And then join a team. Then if you’re real good you get to play for your country and then if your country gets into the world cup, then you get into the world cup.
Who are the OFFICIAL PARTNERS of the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Hang on. Ummm. I dunno.
What is the 2006 FIFA World Cup™ FOOTBALL GLOBE? 45 watts.
What are the COUNTDOWN EVENINGS? They’re the ones you go to bed, and set your alarms to wake up (for the game).
Who are the 2006 FIFA World Cup™ national and international AMBASSADORS? Are these people? I think one might be Tony Blair. Kim Beasley.
When did the ORGANISING COMMITTEES IN THE HOST CITIES begin their work? Since the last World Cup.
Where is the 2006 FIFA World Cup Organising Committee (OC) BASED? Berlin.
How will the TRANSPORT SYSTEM cope with the demands of the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? Well, they’ll have to put a few lines going straight into the stadiums, which you can only get on if you have a ticket to the game.
Has the ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT of the 2006 FIFA World Cup™ been taken into account? No, I don’t think so.
What are the arrangements for TELEVISING the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? SBS, and I don’t know about other countries. They’ll have to go to Australia to watch SBS or go to the games. Sorry.
How is the 2006 FIFA World Cup Organising Committee (OC) funded? Each player who gets into the World Cup has to pay a $2 fee. Some people from Africa don’t have to pay because they don’t have any money.
What is the nature of the partnership between the 2006 FIFA World Cup Organising Committee and lottery organisation ODDSET? They’re good friends, they go out for a drink every now and then.
How do we as a hotel/sports school/community apply TO ACT AS HOST TO ONE OF THE TEAMS at the 2006 FIFA World Cup™? First you learn their language. Then you audition by answering some general knowledge questions about the country, and if you get the highest score, you get to host them
Where and when was the FIFA Confederations Cup 2005 held? Who won the tournament? Confederations? Who’s in the Confederations?
Can you send me some MERCHANDISING of the 2006 FIFA World Cup Germany™? No. Go on the net (to buy some).
Can I use the official logo of the 2006 FIFA WORLD CUP™? Depends what you want to use it for.
Can you help me with my THESIS PAPER? If its on soccer, I wouldn’t be able to help you anyway.
Where can I send my MARKETING related questions? why would you want to know that?
What are the security arrangements for the 2006 FIFA World Cup? They have a few guards - a couple around each oval - and that’s about it.
Can visitors with replica shirts bearing advertising enter FIFA World CupTM stadiums? Advertising… yeah, if they want.
Are there restrictions on advertising along the so-called protocol routes (e.g. from the airport to the stadium)? As long as you don’t stick stickers on actual people, then that’s okay.
Can taxis bearing advertising or made by manufacturers other than Official Partner Hyundai transport visitors to the 12 FIFA World Cup stadiums without restriction? No. They have to take the normal traffic (routes), the other ones get to go on the special transport (routes) built specifically for the World Cup.
Can media representatives, VIPs or guests of State travel to FIFA World Cup stadiums in their normal vehicles? Well, if they are from another country, it’d be pretty hard to drive through water! So I’d say no.
Will there be “exclusion zones” (e.g. a 2 kilometre radius) around the 12 FIFA World Cup stadiums? No, so that people who cant afford the game can have a listen.
Do the agreements made between the OC, FIFA and the stadium / city regarding controlled areas also apply to third parties? What?
Can restaurants or kiosks located in the controlled areas be opened and can company logos remain visible on buildings? Yeah, that’s okay cause they were there first, and its just lucky that the stadium got built around.
Can Official Sponsors conduct advertising activities in the controlled areas (e.g. distributing leaflets outside the stadiums)? Yep. I don’t see a problem with that.
Is there a condition from FIFA that newspapers and magazines must use the official title “2006 FIFA World Cup™” in their reporting? No because it doesn’t leave any room open for creativity and everyone will get bored of reading the same headlines.
Can products (beer, sausages etc.) from local companies be offered at so-called "Public Viewing" Events? Yeah, of course they can. It’s like... sausages.
What regulations apply to the official training grounds used by the 32 teams? No planting things under the grass to disadvantage opponents (eg. mine bombs, blades, digging rabbit holes); No readjusting the goals to make them smaller or bigger; no graffiti on the advertising banners and no changing letters to make them spell something different; and the last one is teams who can’t afford traveling or hotels can't camp out on the field, cause they’ll get in the way of the next game. That means you, Togo.
read the actual interview at http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/o/faq.html
